Do you celebrate your country's independence? If so, how?
I wasn't going to answer until I looked at some others and saw two questioning when England celebrated its independence, which is even more disheartening when I realise that both respondants appear to be English.
See, here's the thing. We don't celebrate independence, because you're all celebrating independence from us.
If anything, we spend your independence days in the pub plotting how to get world domination again.